Fr. Jejemon. Verdict? Just. Plain. Stupid.
One of the first questions one might ask after reading the title would be this – “Seriously, have you spent hard cash on something that’s not even worthy of being called a movie?”
My answer to that would be…No. If ever the time would come that I would answer that with a yes, prepare yourself and say your final prayers because that would mean it’s the end of the world.
Other possible questions a NORMAL PERSON would ask after watching the movie’s trailer:
- Why does it have to be a priest?
- Jejemons? That pop-culture phenomenon isn’t dead yet?
- What in the world? –‘
- Instead of giving their money to me, they chose to make this “movie”?
- It’s 2012 already?
Those who were in their right minds who chose to watch the movie are…nevermind. Seriously, the trailer is just a collection of random scenes taken from the movie which goes to show that the movie is about NOTHING. I completely doubt that there really is a plot on the movie, and I have no plans whatsoever to determine whether the plot exists or not because I will never, ever, watch the movie. Heck, even just mentioning the title makes me sick (I puked while typing it in the title bar. How much more if I talked to a friend about it).
Good thing I didn’t see videos of people coming out of the cinema and then screaming <insert-praise-of-the-movie-here>. Whew.
Don’t get me wrong. Dolphy’s a great actor. The movie just…sucks, and the person who conceptualized it sucks more than China phones that don’t last for a day.
I’ll stop here for now. Some people don’t like lengthy posts 😀 Just prepare yourself. This movie may have been a sign that the world is about to end. 2012???