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Sadistic person is sadistic (Seriously).

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Instead of just ranting over the stupidity of the person who became a spam spreader, I’l like to emulate a fully working brain that works. Yes, I had to emphasize and explicitly state that the brain we’re emulating works.

What we see here is a fucking stupid attempt at spamming people. No, not by the person who sent that, but by the person who created the bot to get into chatting with other people using other people’s accounts, in a brave effort to make people believe that his piece of fuck isn’t spam.

The only weakness of this bot is that it doesn’t work on people who:

  • don’t give a fuck about that girl.
  • can control their curiosity
  • aren’t sadists.
  • think.

However, there is absolutely no way we can avoid receiving it(except going offline, but some don’t want to). It’s extremely annoying to people who:

  • don’t give a fuck about that girl.
  • can control their curiosity.
  • aren’t sadists.
  • think.

Let us now “emulate” a fully working brain that actually works. This isn’t entirely accurate and is just to give you an idea of what I mean.

This is what a fully working brain that works does/thinks about upon receiving that spam message.

PASS 1: Do I care?

If yes, brain is curious, continue to pass 2. If no, processing is done and fuck/damn is not given into spam message (in this case, “girl made suicide”, although I have no idea how she could have invented suicide. commited may be the word here?)

PASS 2: I am curious. Is it worth learning/knowing/whatever-ing? If yes, proceed to pass 3. If no, fuck/damn is not given to spam message.

PASS 3: Is this really my friend who sent this? If you think so, proceed to pass 4. If not, fuck/damn is not given to spam message. Note that this pass is important, and this is a near miss into lifelong idiocy. Lastly, it determines if you really know your friends.

PASS 4: You are an idiot. You will forever carry the crown of shame THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. Congratulations.

There are a lot more passes, but these are one of the major ones. I was going to include “is this spam?”, but that would be repetitive (almost the same as pass 3).

Seriously.

Of course, you can just stay offline. I just can’t help but write this xD

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Written by kpbotbot

March 20, 2011 at 1:23 pm

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