Religious people who never put theories into practice should die.
Ironically, ideas spring into my mind not when I’m trying to think hard, but when I’m doing the most mundane of tasks. It has become a habit for me to check on my phone whilst eating. Just now, I stumbled upon this image which I thought was “generic”(but slightly isn’t), like these found here and here.
Meh, right? Everything else except the fourth line is meh. Why? Because there is absolutely no point in reading something and understanding it without putting the theories you’ve learned into practice.
Speaking of which, I have the perfect example of a Christian putting her religion into practice. She’s aged at somewhere from 35-50 by the way, but I’m not sure. Our encounter in life was short, and I would like to keep it that way so I wouldn’t go into a frenzy and brutally kill her.
Here’s what happened.
Last April 13, there was a sale at SM. To those who have no idea what that is, it’s a mall. Anyway, that day was the perfect time for people to totally not save. The moment we got there, a long line was already present, with people hoarding stuff they probably don’t need, getting it only because they will shave 20% off the original price. Not my problem. The only reason I was there was to make sure my grandparents don’t get tired in the mosh pit, so I lined up for them.
Here comes the perfect example of a Christian. We shall call her “Ms. Perfect Example”. Initially, she and her family took up only one line, but near the end of the counter they split into two. Ms. Perfect Example jumped to another line with no regard or consideration for the person behind her. The guy two turns behind her told her that what she did was…you know…wrong. Ms. Perfect Example, analyzing the guy’s accent with the best logic ever, concluded that the guy was a Muslim.
Great job there, Ms. Perfect Example!
She stood her ground and kept blabbering, while the guy who was completely reasonable eventually lost control of his temper which led to him yelling at her and telling Perfect Example that she was “rude” or “disrespectful”.
The real Muslims on our right hand side caught up to the discussion and found out what the fight was about. They knew what Ms. Perfect Example did, and everybody was against her. Even Ms. Perfect Example’s family didn’t help her.
That. Was. Awesome.
My point? She’s the perfect example of a typical hypocritical Christian! All she probably knows is that she’s superior because she thinks her religion is the right one out of all. Guess what, dipshit, we will never know who’s right. Heck, we won’t even know if we’re even right. The least we could do is not put it ahead of ourselves and be humane.
In my honest opinion, the bible stories were never made to be memorized, or to be reenacted by sacrificing ourselves or shit like that that we normally do. It was written to teach us how to be human.
So, if you’re religious, but still an asshole, you will never get what you always wanted – heaven.
Die. With everyone thinking you have been a horrible person.