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Not a “we are the youth” cliche post

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Are you tired of your teachers shamelessly forcing their opinions on you and your classmates? Annoyed by bank tellers treating you as mere clients instead of humans? Frustrated from not winning over public transportation brawls versus everyday assholes?

As a part of the youth destined to replace their generation, I am pleased to inform you that…

There is nothing you can do about it!

Throughout the years I have hated people to a point that I would rather have the world end than continue living with piles of crap in human form. I have lost all hope. I found no point in dealing with shit when I was convinced that everything was FUBAR.

But I forgot one very important factor.

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September 10, 2013 at 3:26 am

Song excerpts from the greatest artist of all time

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1. Stupid Hoe

“You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)(stupid, stupid)”

“Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin’ but I ain’t a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin’ Jordans but I ain’t a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I’m the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SB, what the fucks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood’
Em nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wisha bitch woooooooooooooooooould.”

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April 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

The definition of “awesome”:

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This picture would be it:

To those who believe that the rapture will be occuring today, this image seems appropriate.

But that doesn’t matter.

Either way, it’s an awesome image.

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May 21, 2011 at 2:34 am