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Surface and why I probably won’t like it.

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Okay, I must admit – I’m an Android fanboy. Before you bash me though, I ask you to hear me out as I’m not forcing my opinion on you. Rather, I’ll talk about why I love it and why I’ll continue to love it despite the possibility that its time may come to an end.

My first Android phone was LG’s infamous (at least to the tinkerers) Optimus One. It has a 600MHz single core Qualcomm processor and half a gig of RAM running Android 2.2 Froyo. It was pretty underpowered, and about half a year later I couldn’t find nice games that would run on it as most stopped caring about the low end droids. Not to mention Facebook and many other apps performed like shit.

Even through all that, I still loved that phone.

Why?

BECAUSE LINUX IS FUCKING AWESOME.

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December 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Open letter to girls – #1

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Biggest Fucking Turnoff: The unforgivable act of bitching about how all guys are the same.

I’m not saying we’re not all the same, nor am I agreeing that we all are. All I’m saying is, be fucking logical. Why do you say so? Have you dated everyone? If so, and if your collected data says we’re all the same, then go ahead and share to the entire world your exciting discovery and eventually rid the Earth of humans. If not, then SHUT THE FUCK UP.

All I have to say is this – You’ve dated an asshole. 1 in a fucking billion. How the hell is 1 stupid fuck a representative of the entire male population? Even if you gather forces with other girls and say all of you had assholes as boyfriends and shit, who says you are the only females in the world?

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December 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm

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